![]() With its ludicrously intense, ultra-violent combat, daft one-liners and insatiable appetite for gore, this game from developer Flying Wild Hog is a great reminder of everything that once made the shooter so much fun. This is, in many ways, a wonderful thing. It looks bang up to date, but the core gameplay feels rooted in the glory days of Duke Nukem, Quake 2, Half-Life, Serious Sam and No-One Lives Forever. Shadow warrior 1 Pc#Like its much-loved predecessor, Shadow Warrior 2 seems to take us to an alternative universe where Halo and Call of Duty never happened and the FPS developed along the lines of late-’90s PC shooters. Shadow warrior 1 Ps4#The bad news: Everyone is actually trying to kill you.Available on PC (version tested), PS4 and Xbox One ![]() But a heart sliced from their chest while they looked on screaming? Not gonna lie. "No one ever died from a broken heart."Having sex is like playing bridge, If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand."."(c)1997, 3DRealms fortune cookie company."."It is better to have loved and lost than to have loved and got syphilis"."Man who fart in church sit in own pew."."Man trapped in pantry has ass in jam."."Don't you know you the scum of society?!"."Man who buy drowned cat pay for wet pussy."."Man who stand on toilet, high on pot."."You should not scratch yourself there.". ![]() "You should kill all business associates."."Sorry, you no win this time, try again."."Eeyuuh, stink like dead baboon in here."."Burn baby burn, flames are gettin' higher!"."Ohh, smell remind me of old girlfriend."."Hmph, rather kick ass than solve puzzle."."Knock knock you freak, Lo Wang in the house!"."You are weak as a baby fart, go live in fear."."Must be here rat, because I trapped like one."."Hmm, something flooding or dinosaur taking piss.".(To serpent god) "Hey! Come back here and finish fight!."Lo Wang is coming for you little snake coward!"."Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream, whoa, I think my dinghy hanging out.".Played once at certain spots in certain levels: (Nuclear warhead only) "I like nuclear weapons.".(Sword only) "I like sword - that's a personal weapon.".When selecting or obtaining various weapons: "You not very good with hands - try DICK!"."You are so stupid! You cannot find ass with both hands!".Insults that can be played at any time and heard by other players: ![]()
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